When crits are enabled, while holding my custom model, the lil' lightning bolts for crits appear, but the actual coloring overlay (reddish/orange | bluish/aqua) doesn't show up. How can I accomplish this?

So you're saying I need to create the folders in the TF2 shit, then process the qc?

I tried showing file extensions, and it still shows what it should; the File type.

Here, mind if I add you so we can chat about this directly?

Did you want me to show them? Cause its already hidden.

I tried copying the .qc of the rose knife, and replaced the correct names with my files, and it's the same thing, but it doesn't load the body.
http://gyazo.com/6049e7e5651384b868ebf0c3d8636f3f - my new .qc

http://gyazo.com/a2f6834c65957bf21b884ddfb2bbecee - exported files + diff export path..?

http://gyazo.com/31e026dbc60e1da9114a7b53852aabbe - Model info (part1)

http://gyazo.com/7e33951a2e56ffcdd5a21f1e2ced19de - What I get (part2)

Weird; Another thing: In Blender, when selecting how to view the model in 3D view (Wireframe, Solid, Textured, Rendered, Material, etc), my textured view is just the solid view, yet the material and rendered are textured.

Another thing I noticed; when modeling, I took the weapon bones from the rose knife I decompiled. When observing the code in the smds, the texture path in the Rose Knife .smd file is "models/weapons/c_items/c_ava_roseknife.bmp" while my SMD is just "the_slicker-phys.tga" Does this mean anything?

Yep,
It seems that it's hidden automatically.

EDIT
On my laptop, however, it's like this:
http://gyazo.com/8b28d450c23ac45cae2aebf83efa0a1e

http://gyazo.com/c866749ea8d035ecb38dc1ff37223d31