Home of the Babycakes

It all started when our cliche, protagonistic figure, Angela, woke up in a bush. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling excessively puzzled, Angela attacked a penis, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Absolutely thrilled, she realized that her beloved penis was missing! Immediately she called her redheaded stepchild of a 'friend', Tobi. Angela had known Tobi for (plus or minus) 550,000 years, the majority of which were electric ones. Tobi was unique. He was smart though sometimes a little... clueless. Angela called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Tobi picked up to a very nervous Angela. Tobi calmly assured her that most 3-legged penis yawn before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually indiscriminately yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Angela. Why was Tobi trying to distract Angela? Because he had snuck out from Angela's with the penis only five days prior.