Attention my scrubalicious minons.... ♥♥♥♥ JACOB!




That is all....

To all who dont matter to me.... Shawn (scrub of scrubs) has taken this years covented award,,,, 2014's Congresional Medal of Scrubiness.... this medal does not come handed lightly... it takes contless promises of gaming only to scrub out... hours of ZzzzZzZZZ chat on skype... and so many other things that I do not wish to bore you with.... So my scrub minions... announce with me SHAWN MIZE... SCRUB OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

To my fellow scrubs we have a new scrub in our mist.... His name, SirScrubAsscrack. Please take the time to welcome him as one of your fellow scrubican. He will be a great addition to our Troll Squad.


P.S.

Now accepting applications for Troll Squad,

Commander Asscrack will assist with any trolling questions.

Thank you,

Supreme Scrub GHOST_0303

To all memners of the gloriuos imperial federation of universal Baffsalts league of extrordinary gentlescrubs...

As your high lord supreme unconditional fuhrer, I would lkike to share a few scientifically tested and proven fact about the scrubiness of one of our members whom is not to be singled out but whose name starts with a S ends in a N and in the middle is the sound a jackass makes after he says HEEEEE..... It has come to my attention that said scrub wishes to play hammerwatch tomorrow around the times of midnight+1 saturday morning and midnight minus one saturday night. Please inform me through the proper chain of command whomever iwould like to game (ANYTHING IS OPEN TO ME)... or would be interested in futhering my work on the scrubiness of SHAWN... er i mean uhh... Since you all ignore me in my attempts to game together as said GIFUBLEG members, by either attempting to contact you through the U.S.P.S. or via skype, att, verizon wireless, yahoo mail, landline, morse code, smoke signal and other various meens, you are all now just as scrubalicious as shawn for refusing my attempts and ignoring me.


Thank you and ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL....
ROYAL RIZZ AKA. RUSSIAN RISO DA RAT!!!

P.S. I hate the fact that Mark Williams is soooo COOL!!!!