Australian Fun Police, No fun allowed.

We are the Australian Fun Police, we seek to eradicate and destroy fun wherever it is found, people found having fun must surrender their fun to us, or be forcibly removed from this mortal coil. AusFP units can have fun, as their civic duty to stop fun spreading in this country, by consuming it.

But, as of our lack of funding, we lurk these things young'uns call "Video Games", stopping people from having fun, by having fun ourselves.