Attention:

Mandatory Penis Inspection

august 2022

This is a mandatory inspection for all male gaymers. The mandatory health inspections will be conducted on
august 30 2022. The inspections will be held from 2:40 up until 6:00. All male students who do not complete this inspection will need to complete an inspections held on June 17th 2023. If a gaymer fails to complete either of these inspections, they will be forced to be “stop and frisked” and show the member of the faculty that conducts this search his penis.

Please note that uncircumcised gaymers will have to report to the uncircumcised line. This line will see mandatory circumcisions as circumcision is a lead factor in unaccented deaths.

In order to pass, a gaymer must complete three tasks: have foreskin cleanly cut off, pubescent hair must be under two inches, and receive a penis vaccination. If these tasks are completed, the gaymer will receive a pass. If these requirements are not met, the gaymer will receive a fail.