Alvis was the holiest man to ever slap iron! He killed for your sins!

Parables of our holy lord of drinking and vengeance:

"Vengeance is mine!" quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face.

"Now drink deeply with me of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.

Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast."


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