COMPETITIVE PANTS WRESTLING CSGO CLAN

My fellow brothers, we ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ are here today, humbled by the tasks before us, mindful of the SPANKINGS born by our pant wrestling ancestors. We are in the mists of crisis. We, ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ are at war. Agaist the far reaching storm of disturbance and alligence. ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ economy has badly weakened. Consequence of carlessness and irresponsibility on the part of knowledgement. But also, on the collective failure to make hard choices and prepare (our anus's) for a new ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ age.

TODAY I SAY TO YOU, THAT THE CHALLENGES ARE REAL.
They will not be easily met or in a short span(dex) of time BUT know CS:GO community, they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never a given our journey has never been one of short cu(n)ts. It has not been in the path for the faint hearted or seek only the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk takers the wasted genii, the creators of ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the LASH of the SPANKING. Time and time again, these men struggled and sacrificed so that we may LIVE BETTER. We remain the most powerful spankers in the internet and minds are no less inventive, and services no less needed than they were last week or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today CS:GO, we must PULL UP OUR PANTS dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking the PANT REVOLUTION. Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions who suggest that our ASS cannot tolerate too much SPANKING. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ what free men can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose. And so, to all these people reading this pointless ♥♥♥♥, from the grandest cities to the small villages where BIlly Herrington was born, know that ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ is a friend of every mand who seeks a future of SPANKING and PEACE. Now, we begin to responsibly leave authorized common materials to those who SPANK amoung us and forge a hard earned peace in this mad world. What is required of us now, is a new era of SPANKING. This is the price and the promise of ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ citizenship. CS:GO, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words - ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂ - Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested by GROPING attacks, and refused by PROSTITUTION, we did not turn back, nor did we falter and we carried forth that great gift of SPANKING and delivered it safely to future CS:GO generations.

Thank you, and God Spank ♂ASS♂WE♂CAN♂

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