Ain't no such thing as too much

Sometimes, when life hits too hard, it feels good to smack some nooblets so hard it knocks the world slightly off its orbit.
Sometimes, you're the one that gets smacked. And who likes losing? I sure as hell don't.
However.. when you're drunk, you're always a winner.
This is the group that'll make your mother cry tears of joy and your father hand you those keys of that 1967 Chevy chevelle ss you've had your eyes on since the day you kicked and clawed your way out of the womb.
This groups drops panties harder than the bombs used to end World War II.

I know what you're thinking right now, "But I'm not worthy to join such a prestigious group of hairy-chested man gods!"
And you're right!
Alas, have faith little boy! For the moment you share a drink with us, is the moment we call you brother.

So pull up those huggies diapers, put that bottle neck into a choke hold and drink the sweet nectar the Gods themselves delivered to our mouths from a flaming chariot made of gold and panty juices!

Welcome friends... to

Inebriate Gamers!