Just what exactly does 8.2 mean?

To be perfectly straight with you, it is the size, in inches, of Trae's penis. And this is not just mere hearsay, this is fact: two reliable, independant sources (one of which possesses a monobrow) have both confirmed this incredible morsel of information.

That's right, a person you know, or at least have heard of, has a penis which rivals that of the Gods. Even the mightiest from the Roman Pantheon, Zeus, impregnator of countless other lesser gods, was only rumoured to have 7.6 inches to his name.

Regardless of the value of these heavenly comparisons, one is forced to admit the sheer mindblowing impact of Trae's monolith of ♥♥♥♥. Throughout history, a sweaty trail can be seen in the wake of his manhood: the ancient Aztecs and their (vaguely) penile-shaped ziggurats, the Indien uprisings of the 16th century, and even the Sideways Taco factory explosion in the 1950s.

At every point in human history, one man - and one manhood - has been there, helping people in need, slamming virginal anuses, and shaping the whole world into what we know it as today.

The world needs a hero.
The world needs a pub hero (or six of them).
The world needs...

THE 8.2

TO BE CONTINUED
DUN DUN DUNN

quite possibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clan to grace the planet

Members
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Scout (Water Skier) - Hulk "Heipyfis" Hogan
Scout (MOTER Bad) - Trae "Mr. Dero" Edwards
Soldier (Roaming) - ???
Soldier (Pocket) - Howard King Hung "Klumsy Tung" Mak
Demo - Donald "Cinderella Man" Van ♥♥♥♥
Medic - Pablo "Maco" Maco

Weeklies:
Trae's mom - thurs 9:00
Hippy's mom - thurs 9:00
Cindy's mom - Monday 9:00
Maco's mom - wednesday 8:00
magoo's gurl - wednesday 9:00

rof no1 wants asian poon soz fulz

We smash: >>>SUBMISSIVE (smasht hard idiets rolf, jk we r actualy friendly gusy irl #friendliestdiv5)<<<, gc2, tgo, wah, dial up, vsn
We lose to: ssb, blackjack and hookers, tog

Future div 3 champs cause we smash positive force 5-0 - prepear ur angus boys
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♪┏(8.2)┛♪ Hippyfizz: trae use the new clan tag
risky b's: what
risky b's: ok
risky b's has changed their name to ♪┏(8.2)┛♪ risky b's
♪┏(8.2)┛♪ risky b's: goodbye dignity

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moonbase alpha 28/10

20 September, 2011 - Hippy | 5 Comments

everyone in this group is invited to a moonbase alpha get together on the 28th of october

we will be playing moonbase alpha it is a good game and fun be there or be square

Calling it now

15 August, 2011 - maco_idiot | 4 Comments

You won't play tf2 but in general you will waste the same amount of time. This is coming from the voice of experience in the matter. Although as ♥♥♥♥ starts to heat up you will do moderately more study, but obviously nowhere near the capacity that your are capable of. You will receive a generally expected atar (positive, not a negative expectation) and you will get into a university course that you are reasonably happy with.

From this point you will realize uni is not frat parties, lightweight amounts of work and chicks like you expect it to be; instead it will be splitting up your friends group, boring lectures, a complete lack of course information and frustrating online quizes.

Good luck fellow bretheren of the dong

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RiskyCD

2 Aug, 2011 @ 3:10am

what

didnt we beat them 7-0 5-0

maco_idiot 28 Jul, 2011 @ 7:09am

тGO | Evil-Bunneez posted on July 28, 2011 @ 9:49pm
We lost 5-0 first map but tied 2-2 on the second.. our sluts had to go soooo who knows what would of happenend ;p this was with 8.2 good work vishnu :)

RiskyCD

27 Jul, 2011 @ 4:52am

youre so jelly