Good internet. Good computers. ♥♥♥♥ gamers.

Are you a walking salt mine looking for somewhere to stay? Look no further! Five Ping Paradise consists of many people just like you! That's right, just like you!

We used to think that collecting so much salt in one group was impossible until Five Ping Paradise was created! Suddenly salt could work together somewhat and get stuck at dmg! But atleast we're dmg together am I right? <3

Group privileges include:

- An in depth discussion about why CS:GO is ♥♥♥♥

- Getting stuck at dmg

- 5 ping in competitive matchmaking*

- Fun times*

*All privileges not guaranteed

If you're not already stuck in dmg then please, join us and play competitive matchmaking filled to the brim with whining, rage and the pure relentless hatred projected toward Russians (not all Russians).

Five Ping Paradise has no specific country but the majority of members are located in Sweden, a "союз социалистических республик" located in the north eastern region of Europe commonly called Scandinavia. Don't forget, all nationalities are equally welcome*.

*Russians, Danes, Finnish, Irish and Scottish people amongst other unspecified nationalities cannot be guaranteed that they will be equally welcomed