WHOOP

This new movement started fifteen years ago. It was all destined from the very start. It was decided by the eight gods of Vaginus, that the world needed a new hero. Ovachau has decided the world was deeply in trouble during the Hajavik movement. The Hajavik grew angry with the horrid treatment given to them due to their naturally-unshaved pubes. No race liked them. Thus, the Hajavik created a ritual to summon Mubis. Mubis knew something had to be done, so he forged surpeme weapons, the pubic whips. The Hajavik slaughtered all the Ochjojos, sparing no one. Without the Ochjojos reigning over Earth, the rest of the world fell to the Hajavik’s power. The other godesses were pissed off at Mubis for making such a dumbass move, but they couldn’t argue with him since he doesn’t talk much and he smells way too much like ♥♥♥♥. Thus, Umtoto, Clitrian, Labrian, Khostra, Ovachau, Viatge, and Yeast give each a part of their nipples and put it within the Vaginus. A piece of hardened ♥♥♥♥ drops out from the vaginus and shoots down toward Earth. Within a few days, out came a pers- no, being, will emerge, and be known as Gay1. Why Gay1? This was the first time the gods have ever tried something this immensely retarded and gay.

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