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I critted on the dracula guy from Ravenloft and blew his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass away and the only girl at the table, who was the DM's sister and totes out of our league, ended up blowing me after the game. She said "Ive never seen anyone handle a bow like that before anon" and she sucked my ♥♥♥♥ while locking eyes with me. I shot my load in her mouth and she smiled and raised up and said "Can you help me with my warlock" and I smashed birthday cake in her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and hit the road and got drunk with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know. I love this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and I love this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread. Shout outs to a real ♥♥♥♥♥.