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<Awards Night begins with GIGACHAD Pfizer rep speaking at lectern>

It's been twenty (20) long months since our last player of the month being announced, and boy, do I have some big news for you. Our player of the month is.................*drumroll please* **drumroll*

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Welcome back to the one of the biggest events in 4fk history, the bi-tri-quad-annual Player of the Month awards, brought to you by Pfizer- 5 doses is all it takes.

Our player of month this time around is a legend who has not only excelled in games such as Harry Potter (Cancel JK Rowling IMO) and Overwatch (I personally like the porn this game produces more than the gameplay, but i can usually rub one out mid-game, My friends think I just AFK, but in reality, I am rubbing my small deli sausage in the hopes of a white christmas), but he has donated a hefty amount to our sponsors also. The sponsorship donations were not a reason for POTM**

Congrats ---------TOM!

Your award is currently in the mail with Australia Post (they lose the same percentage of mail as Indians that ♥♥♥♥ in the street (~90%) so hopefully you get the award which is a good one!

That's all for our awards night, hope you had fun and we will see you in 2025 or 2026 if i haven't OD'd on McNuggets by then.

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Awards Night paid for and presented by:Jamie's Mesh-Bottom Gaming Chairs and Sliced Deli Meats™.
Awards Night scripted by Jamie's Mesh-Bottom Gaming Chairs and Sliced Deli Meats™.
Awards Night pre-immunisation jabs by Pfizer: 5 doses is all it takes

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**Player of the Month is chosen by the largest donations to our sponsor Jamie's Mesh-Bottom Gaming Chairs and Sliced Deli Meats™.