defenders of trollery

Hello welcome to the asshattery league. Here we have simple rules: 1. have your name end with asshattery 2. I am the divine badasshattery chosen by chuck norris himself, none other are badass like me 3. dont be a dickwheel 5. 4 is a gay number 6. hats are the divine truth 7. badasshattery likes to trade if you want to 8. symetry 9. nein nein nein nein nein nein 10. we eat babies with a fork and a knife, like civilized people 11. I am nowhere 12. I am everywhere 13. I am delicious and so are you 14÷2=7. spam is allowed to an extent, do not abuse! 15. YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥! 16. jk lawlz i wuv u 17. nope 18. we are not simple people 19. i make up these rules as i go 20. ♥♥♥♥ 21. I WIN!