Good day, nonexistant sah.

As all of you should now know, our beloved founder and co-leader whyestive has recently secceded from {]o_o[}. I have no idea why he has abandoned our peoples to the cold unrelenting-ness of shoeless-ness, but i do have many theories. 1- He was devoured by a vorpal Snordax, the vicious wyrms from Cidian B, and must now survive wholly on stomach jucies and half digested fecal matter. 2- He went on a wild drinking binge. one that was filled with indiscriminate chatter, mounds of walrus meats, and no small ammount of wild animal costumed fetish-fueled orgies. He then ended up dying in some remote dumpster, due to a massive, suspicious looking torso wound
(and a suspicious lack of any kidneys or livers) that, in turn, caused massive blood loss. 3- he found out he had a son he had never met and rushed over to Cidian B to finally meet him, only to discover that his son had been eaten and digested by a Vorpal Snordax. He then proceeded to stumble into a bar and dissapeared after a night of deep and sub-sensual pity sex with a 2 dollar prostitute. A prostitute that happened to run a black market organ-harvesting buisness. And finally 4- I am simply a severe phycosis patient, (which can be further proven by the fact that i am talking to myself), and have been imagining the existance of whyestive this entire time. Whatever the cause of whyestive's sudden, and unexpected dissappearence, these are indeed dark times for our great nation.

~The Dr.Professor