IN MELON WE TRUST

There is only one true Melon Almighty and then there is the false idols, the Veg-it-ables. We are friends with the other fruit religions such as "The Sect. of Orange" but, they are blinded to see out Lord and Saviour, Melon Almighty. Practicing in the belief of Melon will cleanse your body and mind and open your Melon Eye By joining "The Church of Melon" you must follow our creed: "We believe in the Melon Almighty, creator of Melon and non-Melon. We believe in only one Melon Lord and trust him with our future. Melon knows all, Melon sees all, Melon is all."