Just saw a bloke wearing the same Oakley sunnies as me so I gave the cunt a left right goodnight in plain sight and took em

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Danskjävel, kom hit så ska du få dig en omgång! :angry_creep:

Køge Bugt 1677

Originally posted by muslim_man.jpg:

Estonia :^)

Estonia isn't a Nordic country, but a former colony turned into a post-soviet shit hole


(which should still be under Danish control !)

Glorious legitimate sovereign countries:

Denmark

Shitty illegitimate lands stolen from Denmark:
Sweden
Norway
Finland
Iceland

http://puu.sh/r2Pg6/a5b12887be.jpg


TAKE BACK THE EMPIRE

REMOVE SWEDEN REMOVE ICELAND REMOVE NORWAY REMOVE FINLAND

TAKE BACK THE NORTH RECLAIM OUR SOIL

REBUILD THE KINGDOM AND RECREATE THE UNION

DEATH TO THE FAKE PRETENDERS DANES RULE THE SCANDI LANDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VorGotjeLjM

Good movie, good soundtrack, made me cry

Originally posted by Dexious:

>playing any RP in gmod in the first place

Why I play RP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4

The USP-M is a low level pistol which 99% of the players in HL2RP have no fucking idea on how to play despite it being old as fuck, and having recieved numerous guides, buffs, nerfs etc over time, some fucking stupid people still can't get it to work.
When used by someone who isn't a complete fucknut, the USP-M is the Goldman Sachs of HL2RP, creating tokens and crushing dreams whenever it fires.
This is how you join the master race of new rebels:
You buy USP-M
4-7 boxes of ammo depending on how much of a retard you are
A resistance uniform or a gasmask uniform, up to you
You load a shitload of the ammo you bought, because 18 round capacity lol. The USP-M is a lightweight weapon, which can pretty much do anything.. -as long as it doesn't involve firing fast with accuracy.
The pistol itself is a high-powered sniper rifle of a pistol, which is accurate enough to pull off shots which are complete bullshit.
The DPM of the USP-M is bad, but this doesn't matter as you must have Parkinson's to miss your shots. You use the USP-M to play patiently from a safe distance, you hide in dark corners or peek around corners, you take advantage of dumb plebs who think the USP-M is a complete utter fucking push-over.

You do not expose yourself for extended periods of time or charge the enemy, if you want to charge like a fucking idiot, go get yourself an MP7. When some scrub thinks he is safe behind a wall, wallbang him and make him very upset.

What makes the USP-M the best pistol in the game, is that no matter how hard RNG tries to fuck you, you can still make consistent amounts of money by killing CPs and taking their stunsticks, earning you enough dope money to fix your fucked body up. Start teaching yourself how to use the USP-M, learn to practice snapshots etc.

This is the correct way to use the USP-M, now you can make disgusting amounts of money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN_MQMafDgU

:^)

Anybody selling a [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

Go to platform 13½ and then run at the WALL