we decided to settle our arguements once and for all with a 1v1 in an empty server, he had 1 ping, I had 130. Since he knwe I mained engineer, he expected me to go engie, and he'll go medic. Until he starts arguing about mini-sentries.

If you want I can post a demo of it to watch it's like a half hour battle lol
don't worry I wouldn't watch that if I were you either

so have some chat logs instead

Migueleby joined team BLU
Milkman joined team RED
*You will spawn as Engineer
Migueleby : hi fuckface
Milkman joined team RED
Migueleby joined team BLU
Migueleby : hi fuckface
Milkman : hi
Migueleby : nice aim lol
Milkman : hang on
Milkman : I almost forgot
Milkman has challenged Migueleby to a duel!
Migueleby : restart then
Migueleby has agreed to duel with Milkman!
Milkman : no
Migueleby : yes
Milkman : whatever
Migueleby : 0-0
Duel Status - Milkman
: 0
- Migueleby
: 1
.
Migueleby : rekt lol
Duel Status - Milkman
: 1
- Migueleby
: 1
.
Milkman : this is going to forum filth after we're done
Migueleby : what are you going to tell them
Migueleby : That I win?
Milkman : you suck at team fortress 2
Migueleby : kek
Migueleby : says the engie who can't aim
Duel Status - Milkman
: 1
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Migueleby : kek
*DEAD* Milkman : lol
Duel Status - Milkman
: 2
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Migueleby : and to frc too?
Migueleby : because you're a fag lol
Milkman : nah
Duel Status - Milkman
: 3
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Milkman : ★G G Ｙｏｕ Ｔｒｉｅｄ ★
Migueleby : Well, if this how it works, i'll play engie too
Milkman : gluck
Duel Status - Milkman
: 4
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Milkman : ohh
Duel Status - Milkman
: 5
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Migueleby : so is balanced
Migueleby : k?
Milkman : //
Milkman : ??
Migueleby : I can't play if you keep that shitty sentry there
Migueleby : destroy it
Milkman : then go spy
Migueleby : Sigh..
Migueleby : Is not balanced fuckface
Migueleby : Just destroy it
Milkman : I don't give a fuck
Milkman : you almost got a heads up
Duel Status - Milkman
: 6
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 7
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Migueleby : HOLY SHIT, IT JUST SHOWS THE COWARD YOU ARE
Migueleby : YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH IT
Migueleby : AND IT'S 1V1
Migueleby : WHAT A FAG
Milkman : ( °, _ʖ ,°)
Duel Status - Milkman
: 8
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 9
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Migueleby : I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SHOW IT
Migueleby : THE PEOPLE IS JUST GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PLAYER AND YOU NEED A SENTRY
Milkman : and people will understand that you will keep getting temp community bans everytime
Duel Status - Milkman
: 10
- Migueleby
: 2
.
Milkman : don't make me bring a level 3 sentry
Milkman : :^)
Migueleby : You can't play with a sentry, how cute
Duel Status - Milkman
: 10
- Migueleby
: 3
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 11
- Migueleby
: 3
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 11
- Migueleby
: 4
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 12
- Migueleby
: 4
.
Migueleby : be a man
Migueleby : play without the sentry
Duel Status - Milkman
: 12
- Migueleby
: 5
.
*DEAD* Milkman : song suggestions?
Duel Status - Milkman
: 12
- Migueleby
: 6
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 13
- Migueleby
: 6
.
Milkman : I don't care if you were typing
Milkman : holy shit
Milkman : you actually died to the necro smasher
Milkman : I should equip my strange necro smasher
Milkman : you know what that means :^)
Migueleby : fun fact, 10 of your kills have been sentry kills
Migueleby : you can't even aim
Milkman : fun fact, ok
Migueleby : And if you can, show it.
Migueleby : you have to be kidding
Migueleby : what a furry fag
Milkman : (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Migueleby : stop wasting my time, bro
Duel Status - Milkman
: 14
- Migueleby
: 6
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 15
- Migueleby
: 6
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 15
- Migueleby
: 7
.
Milkman : heard the trap
Duel Status - Milkman
: 15
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Migueleby : kek
Duel Status - Milkman
: 16
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Milkman : if you're gonna stickyspam at least do it right
Migueleby : if you're gonna play combat engie at least learn to aim
Duel Status - Milkman
: 17
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Migueleby : IF YOU CAN'T STOP USING THE MINI SENTRY, THAT JUST SHOWS YOUR GAYNESS
Migueleby : 1V1 WITH MINI SENTRY
Migueleby : WHAT A FAG
Milkman : :(
Duel Status - Milkman
: 18
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Milkman : o shit
Migueleby : cmon go outside
Duel Status - Milkman
: 19
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Milkman : no minisentry
Milkman : what's your excuse now
Migueleby : welp
Milkman : ★G G Ｙｏｕ Ｔｒｉｅｄ ★
Migueleby : so, let's go back to the first shit
Migueleby : no camping in the spawn room
Migueleby : heavy battle?
Milkman : lolno
Migueleby : stop camping
Milkman : those are always one-sided
Milkman : just waiting for the spell to go away
Duel Status - Milkman
: 20
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Milkman : you didn't even take off 100 hp of mine
Milkman : how long are we going to cap this for?
Migueleby : you just stopped using the mini
Migueleby : so let's get to it, until 30
(Voice) Milkman: Spy!
Duel Status - Milkman
: 21
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Duel Status - Milkman
: 22
- Migueleby
: 8
.
Migueleby : and you used the mini since the start
Migueleby : don't waste my time like this please
Migueleby left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Milkman defeated Migueleby in a duel because Migueleby left the game.

Later...

Milkman: I decided to post it at FRC btw the folks at forum filth aren't familiar with this flash game
Migueleby: lmao fag
Migueleby: I FUCKING MAIN MEDIC, I KNOW ABOUT HEALING AND POSITIONING, HOW AM I SUPOSSED TO COUNTER YOUR FUCKING MINO SENTRY?
Migueleby: ALSO 19 OF THOSE KILLS WERE MINI SENTRY KILLS, FUCKING FAG
Migueleby: YOU CAN CHECK MY TF2 NTE
Migueleby: CENTER STATS*
Migueleby: AND THEN TELL ME WHO's TRASH
Milkman: holy shit I'm so sorry
Migueleby: I BET ALL MY SHIT THAT IF YOU WEREN'T USING THE MIN I WILL
Migueleby: I WOULD HAVE WO
Migueleby: WON*
Migueleby: BUT NO
Migueleby: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN AIM
Migueleby: AND THEN YOU CALL ME TRASH
Migueleby: YOU JUST KILLED ME LIKE THREE TIMES WITH THE SHOTGUN
Milkman: it's just a game man
Milkman: we play bideo gaems to hab fun!!! :DD
Migueleby: UNFAIR FUN.
Migueleby: ?*
Migueleby: WHAT A FAG
Milkman: here I'll get you some tissues
Migueleby: KILL YOURSELF FURRY FAG
Migueleby: LEARN TO FUCKING AIM
Milkman: actually you need more than tissues
Milkman: I'll get you a bucket of ice
Milkman: sit your ass on it
Milkman: welp, it was a pleasure shoving mini-sentries up yer arse
Milkman: maybe that's what made you butthurt :^(
Migueleby: ALSO WHY DON'T YOU POST IN FRC MY TF2 CENTER STATS, FAG?
Migueleby: ALSO I'M FUCKING RANK 13 IN COMPETITIVE
Milkman: you actually got into competitive
Milkman: howwww
Migueleby: WITH 100 DEADS
Migueleby: FAG
Milkman: how did they accept someone with 41 bans
Milkman: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
Milkman: >TF2Center
Milkman: >You tried to beat me as every class except pyro because of a little sentry
Migueleby is now Online.
Milkman: >You tried going COMBAT MEDIC
Milkman: >Combat medic
Milkman: >Battle medic
Milkman: >hahahaha
Migueleby: I MAIN MEDIC, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
Migueleby: I FUCKING MAIN HEALING MEDIC
Milkman: AND I MAIN ENGINEER
Migueleby: DUMBSHIT
Milkman: I SUCK WITH THE GUNSLINGER TOO
Milkman: I'M A GOOD LVL3 ENGINEER
Milkman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Migueleby: YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S HAVE A TEAM VS TEAM MATCH, DUMBASS.
Migueleby: ON THURSSAY
Milkman: It's high noon
Migueleby: NOT TODAY, DIPSHIT
Milkman: Team Vs Team
Milkman: hahahaha
Milkman: that means the team that is better wins
Migueleby: ON WEDNESDAY BETTER
Milkman: so you could completely be trash
Milkman: and you could still win
Milkman: lololololololol no
Migueleby: I MAIN MEDIC DUMBASS
Migueleby: HOLY SHIT
Milkman: oh well, sucks to be you then
Milkman: if my team were gibuses
Migueleby: WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING BRAIN?
Milkman: I'd lose the duel
Milkman: sooooo
Milkman: :(
Milkman: at that point it's just a "which team can roll the other" contest
Migueleby: HOW AM I SUPOSSED TO WIN A 1v1 DUEL AGAINST AN ENGIE WHO'S USING THE MINI SENTRY?
Migueleby: IF I MAIN MEDIC
Migueleby: DUMBASS?
Milkman: you're shit outta luck bro
Migueleby is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Milkman: Welp, gotta go bro
Milkman: Pleasure playing withya
Migueleby: >CALLS ME SHIT
Milkman: goodbyyyyeeee
Migueleby: >CAN'T GET MORE THAN 2 SHOTGUN KILLS
Migueleby is now Offline.

Originally posted by KILLING MYSELF (GONE SEXUAL):

happy birthday milkman

Originally posted by Milkman:

my birthday was last month, but thanks though!

in celebration of this I gave it a special name and description
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/uncIedane/inventory/#440_2_5149365474

Originally posted by ᔕᑭOO᙭ᖇᙀᔕ ᔕᙅ᙭ᐯᖇY:

Happy Birthday! :D
Also that guy, he has no shame, no honor, no class.
I would rather giveaway my Strange Specialized Knife and Revolver rather than take back 5 Stranges I gave as a gift to a friend on his/her birthday.

my birthday was last month, but thanks though!

the most pathetic part about this is that he was going to wait a whole week for a 3 ref profit

Originally posted by Kɾყȥყɯҽҽɳ:

Originally posted by Milkman:

it was last month, I only happened to meet the guy in a skial server

Give me trade offer link, I'm giving you something anyways.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=248483713&token=cyq6yGr5

Originally posted by Kɾყȥყɯҽҽɳ:

Also, it's your B-day just now or?

it was last month, I only happened to meet the guy in a skial server

>guy gives me birthday gift
>says "you just wanted profit"

I've never seen such incompetence in my life

✩ Meme Machine ✩: man man man man
✩ Meme Machine ✩: i really need my shotgun back
Milkman: wha
✩ Meme Machine ✩: ill give you back more than my shotgun
✩ Meme Machine ✩: i found a way
✩ Meme Machine ✩: i give them my shotgun like 2 ref
✩ Meme Machine ✩: for 54 cents
✩ Meme Machine ✩: and buy a strange powerjack for 51 cents
✩ Meme Machine ✩: and powerjack is 5 ref
✩ Meme Machine ✩: i will give you metal so you can buy something i srsly need it
Milkman: people buy powerjacks like all the time from the store so it's very unlikely that you will get to buy it in time
✩ Meme Machine ✩: Not in store
✩ Meme Machine ✩: ....
✩ Meme Machine ✩: on a website
Milkman: ik market
✩ Meme Machine ✩: I just need it
Milkman: what website
✩ Meme Machine ✩: JUST GIVE ME THE DARN SHOTGUN
Milkman: no
Milkman: you gave it as a gift
✩ Meme Machine ✩: WELL I CAN EARN MORE THAN THAT GIFT
✩ Meme Machine ✩: AND GIVE YOU MORE
✩ Meme Machine ✩: You need to think sometimes
Milkman: nah its fine
✩ Meme Machine ✩: So i gave you gift
✩ Meme Machine ✩: U wont give gift to me too?
✩ Meme Machine ✩: ok
✩ Meme Machine ✩: i see
✩ Meme Machine ✩: you just wanted profit
✩ Meme Machine ✩: goodbye.
Milkman: cya
✩ Meme Machine ✩ is now Offline.

I remember Remedy was here or something..