I'm the Mage of Nothingness. I feed off nothingness and loneliness. That means i'm weak in cities or places with too many people. I'll just live in a massive underground cave with a bunch of edgy kid stuff. I wear vantablack robes, got a dark hair Painted with top-quality metalhead black paint. My moustache is classy.

Class: Wizard. Going towards PhD in eldritch arts.

Weapon: Lightblocker staff. I can deny most eletromagnetic waves at the cost of energy. It regenerates that energy through spectrosynthesis (Like a plant, in absolute dankness). Special telekill ability from the staff's special alloys can stop mind-control based attacks.

Armor: Vantablack is expensive because it's made off hundreds of carbon nanotubes. That means it's weak, but gives me stealth advantages, because it's absolutely dark. Carbon nanotubes themselves are quite fragile, so plz don't hit my expensive clothing.

Items: Glowing potions, darkened glass. A shrapnel grenade if you step too close, a flashback if you look at it. Also some special charcoal in case i have to repair my robes.

Gimme da pusi b0ss

Exploring the galaxies of SCUD.

They're known for having stars with unusual amounts of sodium and chlorine based ionic compounds.

I upgraded a few days ago. Didn't change much, but my computer starts faster.

Besides, it's free.

John (Original name translated from portuguese)

15

Technology in general. Pretty much allows you to waste your life without having to notice it.

Metroid
Banjo Kazooie

Originally posted by ///AUTOMATA:

Originally posted by Nietzschean Communist:

She must be underwater for that post to be scientifically accurate.

Hey now, don't take shitposts seriously.

For science. Must be serious when people talk about science.

Besides, this is a low-quality shitpost. Overwatch stuff is bad for shitpost, m'kay.

Unless it's a joke about Winston becoming Harambe,then it's k

Originally posted by Medicinal Warlock:

What's with the blue mist behind her? Did she eat too much uranium and started farting radioactive gas?

She must be underwater for that post to be scientifically accurate.

Binary classification.

When you say something and people just attribute your opinion to some biased political group.