Originally posted by iVoltaire || FRC:

Originally posted by love never dies:

It shoves up your ass and the sprinkles spread inside it, causing a SPRINKLE ENEMA! painful as shit

I wish for i58 to come sooner.

Granted. At the cost of delaying paxprime and insomnia for another 54 million light-years

I wish to relive my childhood

i58 IS insomnia, screw Pax

Originally posted by Dexious:

Originally posted by iVoltaire || FRC:

Granted. At the cost of delaying paxprime and insomnia for another 54 million light-years

I wish to relive my childhood

Granted. However everyone else remains the same age and you will watch as they grow older and die quicker, what's worse however is that...

You have to repeat school all over again.

And you will have no memory of the years after your first childhood

I think I overdid it

I wish for more wishes.

Denied. YOU SHALL NOT GET MORE WISHES UNTIL YOU BEG ON YOUR KNEES, FILTHY PEASANT.

Originally posted by Dexious:

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Hawaii

Homeless

Hobos

Originally posted by Kimchi Un:

Originally posted by TKOdarkshadow:

LOL

WOW

LMAO

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

You know too much and the creator of the show kills you

I wish for sausage

The sausage becomes a monster and eats you

I wish for a non toxic,non expired,non corrupted,moisturised sausage with sprinkles on top of it that is chewable

It shoves up your ass and the sprinkles spread inside it, causing a SPRINKLE ENEMA! painful as shit

I wish for i58 to come sooner.

Originally posted by Gondar , the Bounty Hunter:

Originally posted by love never dies:

Laughter

Dank

Toilets. (I'm sorry.)

Originally posted by Elven Supremacy:

Originally posted by Jordan:

You can fly like a bird in the sky, sadly you get mistaken for one and got shot.

I wish to burn all of Lew~Lews cities in a game of Civ V

You piss of Gandhi, who's sitting next door with a dragon's horde of nukes shoved up his arse.


I wish to be a psyker, so I can wipe that ridiculous petname from Darkanine's mind.

Granted, you wipe it out, deleting all his memories in the process. You create a Stone Age Supersoldier that gets pissed and kills you on sight.

I wish I could finally understand why Darkanine and Lew-Lew are still "fighting".

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

funni maymay xdd

XXXXDDDDDD

Laughter

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Granted;
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242880/
You die within five minutes.


I wish that Voicemeeter had more virtual inputs.

granted, but since they are virtual you can't use them

I wish to be able to double jump

Granted, you fly to Jupiter and double jump to your hearts concent. For about 5 seconds before you explosively decompress.

I wish to be able to Rocket Jump

Originally posted by Homosexual Deer:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Doo wee ooo

Pussi

Aren't you a homo, Deer

Originally posted by Blackright709:

Originally posted by G_lad:

surprise cock

Lovely...

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