Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Originally posted by Jordan:

You know what, that wish comes true with no corruptions what so ever other than the corruption of your soul

I wish for much of the same thing.

You get bacteria

I wish for a working 3DS that can play games that are not overpriced and its batteries never die

You drop it from 6 inches and it breaks into thin bits.

I wish I could find a way to please Jordan for not screwing my wish over.

Originally posted by Jordan:

I just stumbled upon a song that had these lyrics
"it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk"

"c o m e f u c k m y t h r o a t u n t i l t e a r s r u n d o w n m y c h e e k s o I c a n f e e l w h a t c r y i n g i s, c a u s e I h a v e n o s o r r o w."

Some dude in some comment section.

Originally posted by Fapness always dies:

Originally posted by love never dies:

They're duped and cost 1 scrap each, not usable and destroy the entire TF2 economy. Not much of a change.

I WISH SOMEONE SAW MY WISH... I wish to be raped by tentacles. Personal reasons.

Granted, but you get pregnant and give birth to 10 Krakens which eat you out and then the whole Universe.



I wish my cum tasted like strawberry juice.

Originally posted by love never dies:

Personal reasons.

Denied, since I know it tastes salty.
Like you when I dominate you ;)

I wish to have 72 virgin sex toys straight out of Boku No Piko.

Originally posted by love never dies:

Personal reasons.

Originally posted by Fapness always dies:

Originally posted by Ruffianly Russian:

Taken

Token

Tekken

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by iVoltaire || FRC:

Granted. But in doing so, you accidentally make yourself boring and uncreative

I wish for a toaster

granted, it's a picture

I wish for Mann co. keys in TF2

They're duped and cost 1 scrap each, not usable and destroy the entire TF2 economy. Not much of a change.

I WISH SOMEONE SAW MY WISH... I wish to be raped by tentacles. Personal reasons.

Originally posted by Jordan:

Its all Pomf Pomf and Mai Chan's Daily Life shit.

I wish for a complete collection of shotacon hentai

It gets corrupted and you get tentacles raping Lolis instead cuz fuck u, that's why

I wish to be raped by tentacles. For personal reasons.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Granted,but you lost it

I wish people were less salty

granted, but it's only relative, so you become more salty, and everyone becomes more toxic

I wish for keys on TF2

You get unusable Fall Keys, only thing they're good for anymore is for collections.

I wish for a massive HD, well animated hentai collection.

Originally posted by Lost FRC:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Supa hot fire

Bowsa

TOILET I had too, sorry G_lad

Originally posted by FRCNexio:

Gay TOILETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Your dad. 's TOILETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Originally posted by Plizz No Gay:

Originally posted by G_lad:

Homos

Hobos

Homos