Originally posted by Prusak:

Originally posted by Fuck ya, Froyooo~:

You live in an alternate universe where dinosaurs never existed.

Your wallet is blocked on each Steam Sale

I don't buy Steam games c:

(rip Kickass Torrents 2008 - 2016, you will be missed. As a tribute, I'll replay every AoE expansion I downloaded from there, ever... *sniff*)

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Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Whenever you use the bathroom, Zachary will suddenly appear and ask you deeply personal questions about your past.

You will never be able to buy more trading cards so you're stuck at your current level forever.

You live in an alternate universe where dinosaurs never existed.

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Whenever you use the bathroom, Zachary will suddenly appear and ask you deeply personal questions about your past.

Am I naked? If so, can Zac blow me?

Otherwise, I'm kinda fine with that.. (I take showers at around 9 PM GMT +2 c:)

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Originally posted by Medicinal Warlock:

Originally posted by Prusak:

You have to finish Skyrim without quicksaving, waiting, sleeping or fast travel

All your Medi Guns drain your health when you heal.

Whenever you play Medic, you get spat on by Scouts and Spies begging for heals and then ditching you to die.

*shush* True story... *sniff*

Originally posted by Milkman (Sleeping):

Originally posted by Lee | Demo Merc:

You're cursed to play Portal 2 with a mongrel in co-op.

He'd still be smarter than me, tbh.

All damage you deal in Team Fortress 2 shall be mirrored, i.e you will take all damage you deal.

Judging by the damage I deal, it's more of a side effect, rather than a curse. #MedicMains

Originally posted by Erick:

Originally posted by Lee | Demo Merc:

You are cursed to live in Germany.
And only play Wolfenstein.

Doesn't seem too bad, wait, it's the censored version right?

If that's the case, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Of course it's the censored version.
Why do you think I mentioned Germany? c:
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Originally posted by Milkman:

Originally posted by ƨƨɘnbɒƧ:

You are cursed to only be able to listen to EDM. (Don't return the same curse but with Rock/Metal)

You shall be marked for death ingame forever.

You're cursed to play Portal 2 with a mongrel in co-op.

He'd still be smarter than me, tbh.

Originally posted by Erick:

Originally posted by Milkman:

Your next jump will be 20 bizillion feet high.

Every boss fight you fight against in Mega Man will be the Yellow Devil, and no pause trick.

You are cursed to live in Germany.
And only play Wolfenstein.

Originally posted by Milkman:

Originally posted by ƨƨɘnbɒƧ:

Your setup burns out and you can only afford a 250$ laptop. :^)

The Wrap Assassin gets a nerf
>Balls enforce 400% more gravity

You are enforced to use DDS, forever, and only face Machina + DDS Bodyshotting Snipers.

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by ///AUTOMATA | tipofthehats.org:

You become terry crews

You become a robot that has to do everything you're told.

Your KF2 gets corrupted, erasing your entire save file and forcing you to rebuy it.
Oh, and also, takes down you entire CSGO skin collection alongside it, just as an icing on the cake. ^^

Originally posted by Medicinal Warlock:

Originally posted by Milkman:

then I'll disguise as teammate, use dead ringer and backstab them and laugh

There is always 42 grains of wet sand between your toes no matter how much you tried to get rid of them.

You're pure evil. I cannot curse pure evil.