Originally posted by Draou:

Originally posted by Lee | jumpacademy.tf:

TOILETS (here we go again).

Flushed Away.

In the TOILET.

Originally posted by Draou:

Originally posted by El3gance FRC:

Upcoming shit

A troubling session on the toilet.

TOILETS (here we go again).

Originally posted by Milkman:

You fly right into a direct crit

I wish Valve would employ me in their company

You get employed to hit a button that delays Half-Life 3 by a day each hour.

I wish the new Unreal Tournament is better than the new Doom.

and to stop cumming into socks I bought from H&M at 1 am

Originally posted by Blyad'meister:

Face

Dr Face

Originally posted by Bad Rats is the best:

Originally posted by Blyad'meister:

faceplant

Face.

Dr. Face.

Originally posted by FRCNexio:

MojoOnPC

As(s)hat.

Originally posted by Commander Compa:

Originally posted by Auburn:

Granted. The "Black Box and Concheror" set also includes a hat.

I wish the US would annex Canada.

Granted but a trump wall gets builf in the north.

I wish for a bacon.

You get b bacon instead.

I wish I actually had some imagination. and to stop cumming into socks at 5 am

Originally posted by Milkman™:

Originally posted by Leeroy Jenkins | jumpacademy.tf:

Granted, but they still penetrate targets of your own team and do no damage to enemies.

I wish every class except Soldier got nerfed to bits.

Granted but soldier gets removed
(Btw pomson does not penetrate)

I wish we get the beta split equalizer back.

It did, pre-nerf.

I wish for that too

Granted, but it gets nerfed to bits. 100 % Extra Damage when wielded.

I wish that Market Gardener won't be nerfed for MM.

Originally posted by Milkman™:

Granted, but everyone except soldier gets a huge buff

I wish that I can reflect pomson and righteous bison beams

Granted, but they still penetrate targets of your own team and do no damage to enemies.

I wish every class except Soldier got nerfed to bits.

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Originally posted by Milkman:

You become popeye.

I wish I have a your eternal reward knife, stealing identities is so satisfying.

Granted,but the police catches you as an impersonator and you get sent to jail with no internet

I wish my wish got corrupted

Granted. Your wish of a wish got corrupted and got lost in the Matriception world we live in.

I wish I could prove that Soldier doesn't need a nerf.