Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by FRCNexio:

Boogieman

Boogers

Tasty

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by An oshawott:

you fail and corrupt yourself
i wish for the dva junker skin

granted, blizzard removes d'va

I wish for moar TF2

Granted, the new update crashes your PC so hard your entire city's power supply goes down.

I wish for a skin for D.Va and for her to not be removed, nerfed or any of the other heroes buffed to hell. Prays someone says Overwatch dies out

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Feldgrau:

Granted, you're hospitalized but still alive.

I wish that this wish is repeated 20 posts from now.

It isn't because paradox



I wish I could spontaneously combust

You combust and you immidiately extinguish. Why? BECAUSE PARADOX.

I wish that THIS wish is repeated 20 posts from now.

Originally posted by G_lad:

Originally posted by IDIoTS Lee:

Please tell me I forced someone to look it up.

uhh, me?

You said "Yes, it is" when I said my pic is NSFW... So, yes you.

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Unfunny games.

Flash games

OH YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE.

Originally posted by G_lad:

Originally posted by IDIoTS Lee:

Sayaka from (God I hope I spell this right) Ryosaku Famiresu Choukyou Menu.
It's NSFW, fyi.

Yes, it is.

Please tell me I forced someone to look it up.

Sayaka from (God I hope I spell this right) Ryosaku Famiresu Choukyou Menu.
It's NSFW, fyi.

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

Originally posted by Jordan:

You wake up just fine, refreshed and relived. Then a plane crashes into your house, killing you instantly.

I wish for some water right now.

You drown

I wish for a fatal heart attack

Granted, but midway through it, it stops and you get a cardiac arrest instead.

I wish to sleep and live afterwards...

Originally posted by A Kingdra:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

You turn into gold





I wish I could legally eat humans

The license only works for 3.2 seconds

I wish Pearl was better than Peridot

Granted, but Peridot gets pissed and kills Pearl (what?).

I wish I could sleep and NOT have a fatal accident / disease.

Originally posted by im not gonna play anything:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Gross

Genitalia

Painis.