I do not feel the need for a relationship with any of the females I'm currently acquainted with.

Subject to change.

Porn also feels the void.

I'm assuming you mean when someone says they're "rusty". It's used to refer to a state where you used to be much better at a video game, but due to a prolonged break from playing it you no longer are as good and need to get back up to your previous non-rusty state.

Because they speed up the passage of time, so I need think not about the inevitability of death until I am already within its embrace.

On an actual note, people play video games because they trigger positive stimuli that is otherwise only attainable via physical effort.

Feel good without any actual physical effort involved > Feel good only after you submit adequate amounts of physical effort.

Originally posted by Dexious:

Well, now we know which of you would be most likely to press the self-destruct button....

The real question is who added a self destruct button?

Originally posted by Panic:

social media

Makes the entire thing irrelevant.

Originally posted by Baseball Bibbins:

Hand cannons, medium range rifles and fully-automatic shotguns.

Still waiting for a game that give me a gatling gun that shoots shotgun shells.

The Metro series has a heavy automatic shotgun which is basically a machine gun rechambered for shotgun shells. 20 round belt and can shoot in full auto.

Originally posted by Panic:

Originally posted by Rexcopter:

OW is pure garbage.
Blizzard cannot make a good game anymore, get with it.
The only thing that keeps them afloat are all the people that flock to Blizz games just because they have "Blizzard" engraved on them, disregarding whether it's a good game or not.
Prime examples: OW, post cata WoW..

Did you even play the game? :/

I've played every single Blizzard game except for Starcraft, so yes.

OW is pure garbage.
Blizzard cannot make a good game anymore, get with it.
The only thing that keeps them afloat are all the people that flock to Blizz games just because they have "Blizzard" engraved on them, disregarding whether it's a good game or not.
Prime examples: OW, post cata WoW..

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Does copypasta count?

If there's a double barrel I'm going to exclusively use that.
If there's a proper melee (Bioshock 2 drill) I'm going to exclusively use that.
From then on whichever's animations look the best.