Originally posted by Toasty:

Originally posted by Fapness:

You get 0.01 Russian rubles.Which is basically nothing.

I wish for fish.

granted, but it's a blob fish

i fish for a new fishing rod

it's made of fish

I wish for fish and chips

Originally posted by Toasty:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

You get SAM,aimbot and a VAC BAN

I wish for burger king

granted, but it's cold, and there's a dead spider in your burger

i wish for Chili con carne

It's so hot turns your mouth to ash
I want money

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, but you have to sell the stuff on the market for £/$/€0.02 (that way you make nothing)

I wish for unusuals for my favourite class

Granted,but they're cancer effect+cancer hat.

I wish for CS:GO skill...

You get SAM,aimbot and a VAC BAN

I wish for burger king

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

It turns out that the government are a pack of evil alien bees who don't understand world peace


I wish for official Nintendo magazine uk to come back

me too

You read it too
On my first reading of the last issue I didn't know it was the last one until the end

Originally posted by Toasty:

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

me too
granted, but it's in japanese

I wish for an ice cold glass of lemonade

granted, but there's a dead fly in it

i wish for luck in my unboxings

You only get smgs
I wish for McDonald's

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Granted, everyone converts to meth

I wish for world peace

It turns out that the government are a pack of evil alien bees who don't understand world peace


I wish for official Nintendo magazine uk to come back

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, but it's extremely low quality

I wish for top kek banter

Granted, but it's with Donald Trump

I wish for misery hah, try and corrupt that

You can't be miserable

I wish for alcohol to be banned

Originally posted by Milkman:

Originally posted by Fapness:

Granted,but you can only have one portal at a time rendering it useless.

I wish for some cheeki breeki.

Granted, but you get autobalanced to the counter-terrorists

I wish to be blind. At least I'm free from porn sprays.

You can only see porn sprays

I wish for some fun

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Milkman:

unbindall

In-Game console

pc master race

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Ravenant:

Worst

Worster

worstest

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

showey the shower

clean

dirty thoughts