Originally posted by Gianfranco Stercoforti:

is

Dumb you fuckboi

Originally posted by Gianfranco Stercoforti:

Don't

do

Originally posted by Gianfranco Stercoforti:

The

you

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵʘℒΛƧ ƇΛƓΣ:

Granted, but they're made by EA.


I wish I had a duckling.

Granted, but it's ugly

I wish I could store time in a bottle

you store so much time the world ends

I wish for more wishes

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Originally posted by Regisord413(Happy 420):

Granted. But the whole point of this thread was to corrupt wishes, so logic breaks and we all die.

I wish for potato.

granted, it contains blight

I wish for a pet pig

the pig is a serial killer

I wish for more games

sorry for the necro but I have great roast
it was an argument between shaygar and a noob which start when the noob said his strange ks reskins were worthless I came in with this post

Originally posted by noob:

Originally posted by 険Shaygar険:

Yeah, dude's only non-unique items are achievment items

>sees 11 hour account. Hasn't played games in a very long time. 100+ crates.
>small friends list
>member of forum regs group
>doesn't make the connection

Clearly you're new around here :)

no he isn't
he doesn't post as much as other regs
but he is still a reg

clearly you're new around here

BOOM ROASTED

Originally posted by -W3E-| Commander Alpha FRC:

Originally posted by iVoltaire || FRC:

Hotel.... Mario....?

Hd graphics

shit

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵʘℒΛƧ ƇΛƓΣ:

Originally posted by Regisord413:

They expire within a second of you recieving them.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's a serial killer.

I wish I had a pet duck.

the duck is a serial killer

I wish for sleep

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Cel | Busc:

Flight

Your profile picture.
It looks like a rocket.

dick

Originally posted by Toasty:

Originally posted by Fapness:

Granted,but they have no taste.


I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

granted, but sadly, the glasses are so dark you can't see shit with them

i wish for some bonk! atomic punch

you have a haert attack

I wish for tickets to little shop of horrors on broadway