Originally posted by Commander Compa:

Originally posted by You will forget the answer.:

(This thread would have probably died without my help.)

They are just as heavy as an actual metal gear.

I wish for over 9000.

You get over 9.000. Woops slight miscalculation. I wish for true power.

Granted, you can only speak the truth.

I wish for unlimited steam cash.

Originally posted by You will forget the answer.:

Originally posted by Draou:

Granted, are you ready?

I wish to speak to champ.

You speak one word.

I wish for ass.

Granted, you get A Single Sign.

I wish to never be bored.

Originally posted by You will forget the answer.:

Originally posted by Draou:

Granted, the concept of mass is lost to the world.

I wish to be able to be able to do an infinite amount of tasks at the same time at my normal effectiveness.

You grow a bunch of arms, and everyone sees you as a freak.

I wish for John Cena.

Granted, are you ready?

I wish to speak to champ.

Originally posted by You will forget the answer.:

Originally posted by Draou:

Granted, your friend loses their memory.

I wish people were smarter.

They become too smart, and cause mass genocide.

I wish for mass genocide.

Granted, the concept of mass is lost to the world.

I wish to be able to be able to do an infinite amount of tasks at the same time at my normal effectiveness.

Originally posted by You will forget the answer.:

Originally posted by Angry Oshawott:

Granted but it causes the world to burn
I wish to be a completely new race

You become a race that is extinct.

I wish for *see post above*

Granted, your friend loses their memory.

I wish people were smarter.

Originally posted by I wish I hadn't answered.:

Originally posted by Draou:

Granted, you are going to poop sometime in the next week.

I wish for lots of money.

You get robbed.

I wish to die.

Granted, you die in a videogame you are playing.

I wish for my nation to have the world's strongest military at no additional cost for all time.

Originally posted by I wish I hadn't answered.:

Originally posted by Draou:

Granted, it weighs the equivilent ten gallons.

I wish for a good sandwich.

It's the size of an atom.

I wish for poop.

Granted, you are going to poop sometime in the next week.

I wish for lots of money.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Draou:

You become one of the temporary side characters that gets slaughtered by one of the many sub-villans.

(Same Wish)

(same result)

I wish for a australium gold Texas ten gallon irl

Granted, it weighs the equivalent of ten gallons of water and must always stay on your head.

I wish for a good sandwich.

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, it's the worst possible unusual

I wish for a burning Texas ten gallon

Granted, but it burns down to ashes.







I wish for my life to become an anime.

You become one of the temporary side characters that gets slaughtered by one of the many sub-villans.

(Same wish as above post. Seriously guys, if you see someone post a reply before you, delete your darn post.)

Originally posted by EVERYBODY GO PYROVISION:

Originally posted by I wish I hadn't answered.:

You turn into Hitler.

I wish for the power to fly.

Hitler was Austrian

Granted, but it's rather hard to steer yourself. I don't think plastic surgery can fix that

I wish I had a time machine

(Hilter was also technically of German nationality)

You send yourself back to the prehistoric age and your machine breaks.

I wish for the ability to fly.