Originally posted by You don't remember the answer.:

Originally posted by Commander Compa:

Good luck running it.

I wish for a shark.

It eats you.

I wish for meme.

Granted, a meme on the internet making fun of you becomes famous.

I wish for more historic references in this discussion.

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Originally posted by Draou:

Snoipar.

Snipper.

Chipper.

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Mumphies:

spinglebab tortellini

Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end.

Snoipar.

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Originally posted by Mumphies:

You're diced into bits

I wish Steam didn't change my username everytime I logged into a different computer.

Granted, but now you can only use one computer to log in.





I wish my wrist wouldn't hurt from my "friend" wrapping a cord around it and cutting off circulation.

Granted, it doesn't, the circulation never comes back.

I wish I was invincable.

Originally posted by iVoltaire || FRC:

Originally posted by Bonkers:

I SAID ALLLL RIIITE

Spangebab

Sqanrepants

Originally posted by You don't remember the answer.:

Originally posted by Commander Compa:

Scientests discover a way to teleport wverywhere, making speed worthless.

I wish to be bombarded.

You explode.

I wish for time to go forward by 1 hour.

Granted, time goes forward as normal until 1 hour passes, then it continues to go forward as normal.

I wish to be the ruler of the world.

Originally posted by You don't remember the answer.:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, it's bad luck, the become your friends, but none of them fancy/love you

I wish that I could get more hats

So it's basically my life right now.
Granted. But they are all terrible hats.

I wish to be able to speak Japanese.

Granted, you are suddenly transported to feudal japan of the past where you are forced to become a Japanese samurai in service of the local shogun.

I wish to have superspeed as a superpower.

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

Pewdiepie

Every night.

Sleep.

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Originally posted by Draou:

Green eggs.

Yoshi.

Youtuber.

Originally posted by You don't remember the answer.:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, you can only draw inappropriate images

I wish Gaben would return my wallet (money doesn't need returning)

It's broken when you recieve it.

I wish to be unbreakable.

Granted, it is impossible for anyone, including yourself, to convince you to do anything or learn anything you don't already know.

I wish to have an unlimited supply of healthy food for myself.