Originally posted by G_lad:

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Originally posted by Ninten:

That does not sound Czech at all. FRC has a universal accent, geez.

Originally posted by Darkanine:

bruh
I watch a shitload of Czech porn and you don't sound like any of the men in those.

Originally posted by タンク ファッカー:

Originally posted by Lagger:

Sigh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SAE0fJxUPe

uuh no, my voice isn't special, what should I do
I know, I'll tell them to fuck off
that'll work

Originally posted by Darkanine:

say this

Flying freely between space and time, Darkanine is the king of evil that is still trying to destroy all eras and worlds. Although a Human will go to hell if killed in battle, there are very rare occasions when it has instead been reborn from within the corpse of its very soul. According to one theory, when Darkanine died in a furious battle, the vile soul it possessed was reborn as The Wicked God itself. Also, as for the bands which wrap around Darkanine, it is said that they are like chains which suppress its abilities, but it is unknown who what entity could cast such a spell on Darkanine. However, it is foretold that if it is released from this spell, it will rain unfathomable destruction upon the Universe and all worlds that make up existence.

Originally posted by G_lad:

Byeah.

Originally posted by タンク ファッカー:

average bob #7849038 voice
wooh

Originally posted by k r y z t a l:

And I'm still not gay no matter how much you shove it down my throat, hon.

Originally posted by k r y z t a l:

Oh.

Originally posted by Lewious-Tan:

No

Originally posted by Hamm fam:

kek

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Originally posted by Lagger:

P H O N E K E Y B O A R D

Do you have any pencils?