Originally posted by Keyes:

Originally posted by ///AUTOMATA | tipofthehats.org:

Just don't play RP

"Sorry sir, but under Driving Law Act 4 you must be given this ticket because you were doing 66 in a 65 zone..." exclaimed the high pitched police officer.

"No mate, that was the game desyncing!" replied the driver. "I wasn't speeding-"

"Here is the fine sir, please pay the 25,000$ fine for driving misconduct..."

"Mate please, I don't have 25,000 quid on me, I just joined the server...

"...fine I'll pay, but the ticket fine window is bugged for me!" cried the player.

"Sir you're not cooperating with me in this situation; I am going to have to arrest you for your failure to comply with me."

"It's not my fault, the ticket button wouldn't work, there's an issue with the server scripting!"

"GET INSIDE THE VEHICLE SIR OR WE WILL TAZE YOU!"

High pitched squeeky hooligans running around in the background..."

"I CAN'T MY GAME IS STUCK ON THE TICKET YOU GAV-"

Zap!

"SIR YOU ARE BEING DETAINED FOR DRIVING MISCONDUCT AND FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH MY DEMANDS"

"I can't see what's happening the ticket fine window is stil-"

"SIR WHY WON'T FIT IN THE VEHICLE"

At this point the player's body is being dragged around in a fickle series of movements as the officer attempts to operate the inconsistent server specific UI.

"SIR GET INSIDE THE VEH-

The police vehicle explodes for no apparent reason other than PhysX or something...

BattleEye: You have been kicked from the server: Permanent ban: FAIL RP OMG /// PERMA BAN

Sounds about right

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Originally posted by Flup:

Wrong
It's dihydrogen monoxide that kills people
Dangers of dihydrogen monoxide:
- Too much of it can kill people
- Prolonged exposure to the solid form of Dihydrogen Monoxide can cause burns
- It's a major component of acid rain
- Many scientists believe it was the main reason of the sinking of the Titanic
- It has been found present in every school shooting ever

Dude are you dumb or what?
The Titanic didn't fucking sink it just arrived at my house.

And secondly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THE TITATNIC RLY SANK THEN ITS BECAUSE OF THE WATER!

#outtheoryd
#roastingpeopleoninternetlikealways
#dontevenbothertoreply
#peopledontknowwhoiam

I cringed

Originally posted by Quixenare:

Originally posted by Flup:

Coke/Pepsi
- Rots teeth
- Weakens bones
- Weakens muscles
- Diabetes
aka shit

Are you retarded?
Water is toxic too.
Every human that has tried water died.

Wrong
It's dihydrogen monoxide that kills people
Dangers of dihydrogen monoxide:
- Too much of it can kill people
- Prolonged exposure to the solid form of Dihydrogen Monoxide can cause burns
- It's a major component of acid rain
- Many scientists believe it was the main reason of the sinking of the Titanic
- It has been found present in every school shooting ever

show them this thread because it's so fucking edgy

Coke/Pepsi
- Rots teeth
- Weakens bones
- Weakens muscles
- Diabetes

aka shit

Water is best drink

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith:

Originally posted by Flup:

Also a big part of the game is the modding. Check out the Steam Workshop and armaholic.com for mods.

Alright, nice. I noticed that you can get custom game launchers from this site also. Can I get some info on how that works also?

I haven't tried any custom game launchers, because the vanilla one works just fine so far.

Also a big part of the game is the modding. Check out the Steam Workshop and armaholic.com for mods.

Originally posted by Littlefoot:

Originally posted by Migueleby:

70.000+ people per day?

That's just because they're too comitted to stop.

Damn you told him

rap a shit