Also btw, I'm not Christian, you're just retarded.

Originally posted by robomagon:

Originally posted by Geech:

Holy shit that edge

Careful it doesn't cut you.

I'd say the same but the only way for you to be more pseudo intellectual and edgy is if you started going off about Trump

Originally posted by robomagon:

Originally posted by Geech:

You.. DO know that the majority of the New Testament and parts of the Old Testament are historical accounts, right?

And Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has some historical information in it, but I'm not going to cite it as a historical reference.

Holy shit that edge

Originally posted by burnt sienna:

I want an ice cream cone to be launched at such a velocity that it pierces through my skull into my brain. What a tasty way to go

BBQ'd Burnt Sienna sounds nice

Originally posted by burnt sienna:

Originally posted by Shadowcon66:

friendly reminder that there is a "right" answer to this thread. cheers! ;)

Gay

^this is the correct answer, Men are the better sex.

Much less whiny.

Originally posted by robomagon:

Originally posted by Geech:

No, the biggest requirement to being edgy is not understanding what you're saying and not actually meaning it because you're a 14 year old nu-male like most atheists.

The people who wrote the Bible fully understood how fucking serious it was to them.

Well, I fully understand how fucking ridiculous it is to take anything in the Bible seriously.

You.. DO know that the majority of the New Testament and parts of the Old Testament are historical accounts, right?

Originally posted by robomagon:

Originally posted by Geech:

I wanna die via lightning rod

But I'm not gay... Oh... you mean an actual lightning rod.

Holy shit you're an attention whore.

Shut the fuck up sometimes jeez

Originally posted by gabrum01:

Originally posted by merry puur:

you sent

nuuuuuuuuuuuudes?

:^)

It is not the right time for jokes

Fucking blasphemous as shit it's always the time for jokes.

Fuck you.

Originally posted by Fish for Neko Cup:

Originally posted by robomagon:

The Bible is "edgy" now?

Didn't it talk about throwing people into lakes made of fire at one point? If my memory serves correct. That is pretty edgy

No, the biggest requirement to being edgy is not understanding what you're saying and not actually meaning it because you're a 14 year old nu-male like most atheists.

The people who wrote the Bible fully understood how fucking serious it was to them.

Originally posted by Amsel :D:

Originally posted by Festive Littlefoot:

http://pastebin.com/aChAhKR7

No responsibilites if you end up vomiting.

Is anyone really surprised that you just had a guide to having sex with horses on hand? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I mean.

No.