No

Dad is known within the sailors, for he's been a captain for like ~35 years and had 0 shipwrecks or other issues of similar kind and also controlled a ship that was, well, hard to control.

Well, my older sister is a twitch streamer, so I guess.

My mother's cousin is an actress, you might know her name if I stated it. Although she's a pretty terrible one.

My ancestors were one of the first humans on the planet.

No but I might someday.

One of my cousins was the main female lead in Birdemic 2. I'm serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banastre_Tarleton
This dude is my great, great, great, great, great Grandfather on my mothers side.

My aunt is a published author, but she wrote under a pen name and no one knows her pen name so...

Other than that, I dunno.

Well, my dad was featured in a newspaper and an internet article. Other than that, no.

i won one of the big prizes in a school christmas raffle

Originally posted by kazakh the dalek:

No

Originally posted by Kreppy Krinkov:

My mother's cousin is an actress, you might know her name if I stated it. Although she's a pretty terrible one.

What is her name

Dad played for the Red Sox

my father is famous for scamming my mother, in our family and close acquintances anyways

Originally posted by kazakh the dalek:

Originally posted by Kreppy Krinkov:

My mother's cousin is an actress, you might know her name if I stated it. Although she's a pretty terrible one.

What is her name

I am the famous one in my family