The free version of Evoxrus's One Word Forum Story thread.
This time, the word limit has been increased tremendously!
Note: By "free", I mean there's more freedom, but it's also the limited version. Keep reading for details.

Gameplay
Continue the story!

Rules
1. Word Limit: One Up to 4999 words. If you want to write 5000 words, please purchase the full version from the app store.
2. The story never ends! Any "the end"s and "finish"s are not allowed.
3. Be relevant. That is, make sure your post links to the previous post in some way.
Examples:
Allowed -

Originally posted by Evoxrus V (FRC2):

Suddenly, an unidentified phone appeared. (joke post reference)

Originally posted by Evoxrus IV (FRC):

A Spy comes along and saps the phone with a red-tape recorder, deconstructing it into bits and pieces of metal.

Not Allowed -

Originally posted by Evoxrus V (FRC2):

An engi comes and picks up the metal, then upgrades his level 3 sentry so it can now target flying pidgeons.

Originally posted by Evoxrus III (FRC0):

NANANANANA AND THE WINNER IS JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCENAAY APPLESEED

4. If somebody ends the story or makes a completely irrelevant post, ignore it or condemn the author and continue the story from the previous relevant non-ending post.
5. No forum raiding or even joking about it.
I don't know why this rule is here but follow it anyways.

Changelog
v2 - The Freedom Update
-Increased post limit
-Added full version for sale
-A whole new user interface
-Reposted, back to zero posts

v1 - The Original Thread

Download URL: http.dropbox.com/user/hax/download/steam-acc-hack-v91.exe






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