"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"You got a war face? AAAAAAAAHHHH! That's a war face!" - Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"I'm disarming you"

Kung Fury

"THE FLOOR IS FUCKING LAVA, AHHHHH" - Cokehead Jimmy, Hardcore Henry.

Mysterious Stranger: "I had did no wrong for I don't know what it is."
Huckleberry Finn: "You murdered them!"
Mysterious Stranger: "Nevermind them! People are of no value. We can make more sometime, IF we need them!"
Mysterious Stranger: "Life itself is only a vision, a dream! Nothing exists except empty space and you, and you are but a thought!"

The Adventures of Mark Twain, 1985

"It's a fucking JIF!
Listen up, Legoland...I DON'T COME FROM THE KINGDOM OF JONDOR!
JACKASS!
GACKASS!"
-Lord of the Memes

"No... i, am your father."
-Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire strikes back

"Littlefoot... let your heart guide you... it whispers... so listen closely"
-Littlefoot's mom, The Land Before Time

"With great power, comes great responsibility"
Uncle Ben, Spider-Man

"WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!!"
Batman, Batman Begins

"No, it's Hill Valley although i can't imagine hell being much worse"
-Doc Brown, Back to the Future, part 2

"Mama said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forest Gump.

"My precioussss...." - Gollum/Smeagol.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Princess Leia.

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!"

"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"
"Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"
"He is! He is the Messiah!"

"What did the Romans ever do for us?"



"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

"'Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch, your arm's off!"
"No it isn't"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxWLuOFyZM (It would take too long to type)

"What makes you think she's a witch?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better..."

Originally posted by The Extreme Potato:

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!"

"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"
"Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"
"He is! He is the Messiah!"

"What did the Romans ever do for us?"



"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

"'Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch, your arm's off!"
"No it isn't"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxWLuOFyZM (It would take too long to type)

"What makes you think she's a witch?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better..."

Monty Python is amazing

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the John and watch you take a leak"

Alec: for England James
Bond: no for me

"You don't see a girl like that every dynasty"
-Emperor of China (Mulan)

"Well the good news is that you're gonna live a while.
The bad news is, a while, in your case, is 20-30 minutes tops."