Denny Crany & Alan Shore Take the World By Storm!

Dateline: NOW!
Flamingos, Denny Crane and Alan Shore are taking to the battlefield and taking names. Alan Shore recently stole a Heavy's sandvich, all the while defending the legal rights of segragated dogs. What do you have to say Mr. Shore?
"I don't play fare."
Meanwhile, Denny Crane remains unpredictable and undefeatable. Any comment Mr. Crane?
"I like to think of myself as an impartial observer, like Zwitzerland, only with a bigger penis."
Watch out ladies, these men are single.