Only The Strong Will Prevail

I've been around the world twice, talkted to everyone once. Seen two whales ♥♥♥, been to three world fairs, now I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden ♥♥♥♥. Pushed more Peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other Peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested root'n toot'n shoot'n, parashutin'' demolition double cap crimping talib killing fighter. There ain't nothing I can't do, no sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life: Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
Drive all kinds of trucks 2-bys, 4-bys, 6-bys, and those big mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bend and go "Tcchhhh! Tcchhhh!" when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation's for cowards, I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a Army SPEC-OPS Fighter. I'll wine and dine and intertwine, and sneak out the back door when re-fueling is done. So if you're feeling soggy then you better jump, because this fighter's been there, done that and is coming back for more.
Cheers, boys!