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You stare into the Pyro's mask. It stares into your soul.
Also you're now on fire.
Have a nice day!

Lemon rant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM

Fun begins halfway through.

Do you have any grapes?
(waddles away)

I heard you need to get an actual business license or they arrest you and bust up your cardboard store. Also there is no printed dietary card for the lemonade so it can't be sold. Gotta love lawyers.

^He's obviously thinKing too hard about this.

Hail to the King, baby!

Some games have recurring MONTHLY payments. Could it be from one of those?
(I had previously thought Everquest and Global Agenda had this but looks like they changed it)

Perhaps you have an older machine/OS. Check you meet (and greatly exceed where possible) these minimum system requirements for steam itself. (Its also useful to install Flashplayer to watch the vids on the store page)

Here there are... copied from the steam client download page ( http://store.steampowered.com/about/?snr=1_4_4__11 ):

System Requirements

Windows XP, Vista, or 7
512 MB RAM
1 Ghz or faster processor

Intel Mac, OS X version Leopard 10.5.8, Snow Leopard 10.6.3, or later.
Two-button mouse strongly recommended

1GB HD space (recommended)
Internet connection (broadband recommended)

Look for hl2.exe in the task mangler.

Mickey in an HEV suit, climbing through and airduct, with a crowbar in his hand.

Find a local nerd to do a full evaluation of your computer. Security, optimization, etc.
While its possible to walk you through this over chat (and you can learn a lot this way) find somebody local, trustworthy and who can explain what the heck they're doing and why. No need to bring it to a store where they can make a copy of your stuff(without telling you) and give you more viruses.(You also won't learn how to fix the problem if it happens again, nor how to prevent it)