Guys, I just figured it out

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Lawh 16 hours ago

Imagine this. You ram someone's car and then when they come over to ask what happened, you say something like, "A black guy on a bicycle did it!". Or if you're like running for office or a president or something, you just say "It was the democrats!".

I can't believe no one is using this method, it's brilliant. Everything you do, anything, just say that you failed because the other people forced you to fail! Think, you go for gold in a sports championship, and you come seventh. "It was the gold medalist that took the gold from me!".

Man, I am going to be so successful now.

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Lobster Moth 15 hours ago

Keep working on it.

Gracey Face 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Lawh:
Imagine this. You ram someone's car and then when they come over to ask what happened, you say something like, "A black guy on a bicycle did it!". Or if you're like running for office or a president or something, you just say "It was the democrats!".

I can't believe no one is using this method, it's brilliant. Everything you do, anything, just say that you failed because the other people forced you to fail! Think, you go for gold in a sports championship, and you come seventh. "It was the gold medalist that took the gold from me!".

Man, I am going to be so successful now.

You mean the way entire groups in society claim that all of their problems are due to "white supremacy" or "the patriarchy".

Oh wait, no, of course you didn't because your poorly thought out post was just for bashing republicans.

Γαῖα 15 hours ago

Clearly OP you've never heard of onboard cameras and CCTV.
Encouraging people to deceive in insurance matters is ill advised as its hard enough already to get these firms to agree a side at fault what with there nature to work for the industry rather than the insured party/parties.

Lawh 15 hours ago

Originally posted by Gracey Face:
Originally posted by Lawh:
Imagine this. You ram someone's car and then when they come over to ask what happened, you say something like, "A black guy on a bicycle did it!". Or if you're like running for office or a president or something, you just say "It was the democrats!".

I can't believe no one is using this method, it's brilliant. Everything you do, anything, just say that you failed because the other people forced you to fail! Think, you go for gold in a sports championship, and you come seventh. "It was the gold medalist that took the gold from me!".

Man, I am going to be so successful now.

You mean the way entire groups in society claim that all of their problems are due to "white supremacy" or "the patriarchy".

Oh wait, no, of course you didn't because your poorly thought out post was just for bashing republicans.

That's it! Blame someone else! It's so easy!