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what's the least painful/deadly way to electrocute oneself?
i already know i'm better off with a direct current than an alternating one.
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I mean, I used to stick my fingers in lamp sockets for fun as a kid in much the same way I used to start fires or throw tomatoes into on-coming traffic. Probably because I was bored and unlike my brother I didn't get to do anything or go anywhere because my mother never let me do anything on my own, and so I acted out more than I normally did.

I don't recommend doing that though. I recommend finding something less dangerous and more constructive to do. Also, if this is about wanting to harm yourself then I recommend talking to someone about it and getting some help as that is seriously not healthy.

I should know, because I also used to do that. Haven't since 2018, but considering the first time I tried to kill myself was around 1996 and the first time I engaged in self-flagellation to perhaps stave off the beatings that would follow for me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up was around 1999 I was like that for a while.
Oh, if you just want an amusing jolt of current touch your tongue to both terminals of a standard 9v battery.
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
i already know i'm better off with a direct current than an alternating one.
maybe seek help if you are dealing with something
I'd say electro-stim but often these tools / toys are designed to maximize pain while minimizing deadliness.

Well... to do it safely, keep the shocks away from your heart and preferably on the right side of your body (since the heart is on the left) unless your internal organs are backwards and your heart is actually on your right instead but for most people it's on their left.

If current flows through your arm, it will likely exit via the shortest path on the same side, so via your leg. If you're ever working on potentially live wires, this is why you should keep your left arm behind your back, if possible, and work primarily with your right arm.

I shocked myself while repairing a wireless gamepad with a charged battery and it was quite a feeling. Just the right amount to want to do it again but I decided I'd better not.
Originally posted by Adversary:
I mean, I used to stick my fingers in lamp sockets for fun as a kid in much the same way I used to start fires or throw tomatoes into on-coming traffic. Probably because I was bored and unlike my brother I didn't get to do anything or go anywhere because my mother never let me do anything on my own, and so I acted out more than I normally did.

I don't recommend doing that though. I recommend finding something less dangerous and more constructive to do. Also, if this is about wanting to harm yourself then I recommend talking to someone about it and getting some help as that is seriously not healthy.

I should know, because I also used to do that. Haven't since 2018, but considering the first time I tried to kill myself was around 1996 and the first time I engaged in self-flagellation to perhaps stave off the beatings that would follow for me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up was around 1999 I was like that for a while.
it was for something else but then getting zapped is probably better than the usual cutting anyway, less chance of infection, maybe.
Pet a cat. :P
Last edited by L1qu1dator; 22 hours ago
Originally posted by L1qu1dator:
Pet a cat. :P
shocking truth about cats: they're electro-cute.
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by L1qu1dator:
Pet a cat. :P
shocking truth about cats: they're electro-cute.

Lol you are awesome, please don't cut or electrocute yourself, also I want to have a chat with you at some point, I will wait patiently.
This thread encourages people to kill themselves through electrocution.

Mods please delete this thread.
Originally posted by Neuro:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
shocking truth about cats: they're electro-cute.

Lol you are awesome, please don't cut or electrocute yourself, also I want to have a chat with you at some point, I will wait patiently.
it can be now if you want.
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
Originally posted by Adversary:
I mean, I used to stick my fingers in lamp sockets for fun as a kid in much the same way I used to start fires or throw tomatoes into on-coming traffic. Probably because I was bored and unlike my brother I didn't get to do anything or go anywhere because my mother never let me do anything on my own, and so I acted out more than I normally did.

I don't recommend doing that though. I recommend finding something less dangerous and more constructive to do. Also, if this is about wanting to harm yourself then I recommend talking to someone about it and getting some help as that is seriously not healthy.

I should know, because I also used to do that. Haven't since 2018, but considering the first time I tried to kill myself was around 1996 and the first time I engaged in self-flagellation to perhaps stave off the beatings that would follow for me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up was around 1999 I was like that for a while.
it was for something else but then getting zapped is probably better than the usual cutting anyway, less chance of infection, maybe.
you really need to seek help
unless your a troll then theres no helping you
Last edited by RiChuF; 22 hours ago
Originally posted by Delta:
This thread encourages people to kill themselves through electrocution.

Mods please delete this thread.
person. not people. i'm only encouraging myself to do it, and i don't count as multiple people, no matter how you slice it.
Originally posted by RiChuF:
Originally posted by Nülliflower:
it was for something else but then getting zapped is probably better than the usual cutting anyway, less chance of infection, maybe.
you really need to seek help
unless your a troll and theres no helping you
i don't guard a bridge or bludgeon people, how rude. i've already seeked out help anyway, you can see how well that's worked out.
I'm not helping anyone thats suicidal. Please watch some cat videos OP.
Originally posted by Mike Clock:
I'm not helping anyone thats suicidal. Please watch some cat videos OP.
it's ok, i'd use a different method.
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