Join the club!

Originally posted by Panpan2019:

Join the club! :praisesun:

ZEUS HAD SEX WITH A MAMMOTH IN TABS😭😭

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Originally posted by Panpan2019:

Join the club! :praisesun:

ZEUS HAD SEX WITH A MAMMOTH IN TABS😭😭

i'm Zeus, and i will do it again

Originally posted by mrmorte:

Originally posted by Avalugg:

ZEUS HAD SEX WITH A MAMMOTH IN TABS😭😭

i'm Zeus, and i will do it again

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Holy Zef.

Zeus threatened my family, help.

Originally posted by e:

Zeus threatened my family, help.

KILL HIM WITH 1000 GUNS

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Originally posted by e:

Zeus threatened my family, help.

KILL HIM WITH 1000 GUNS

Only took eight.
Gave it a second try. Only took four guns.

Zeus is weak

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Zeus is weak

He's not weak, he's a glass cannon.
He does a ridiculous amount of damage, especially to large quantities of small units, but he can be killed easily if you don't provide crash test dummies to take all the fire for him.
... The issue is, that since his lightning attack chains between ALL units, not just his enemies, he'll often kill the people protecting him... Not a good plan when every ranged unit in the game outranges you.

Originally posted by rojogames371:

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Zeus is weak

He's not weak, he's a glass cannon.
He does a ridiculous amount of damage, especially to large quantities of small units, but he can be killed easily if you don't provide crash test dummies to take all the fire for him.
... The issue is, that since his lightning attack chains between ALL units, not just his enemies, he'll often kill the people protecting him... Not a good plan when every ranged unit in the game outranges you.

Thats the literal defintion of weak. He gets destroyed by kings and minotuars

Tbh most things get destroyed by kings and minotaurs. If Zeus is played right he can be a great unit for disrupting formations, especially if they have no ranged units.

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Originally posted by rojogames371:

He's not weak, he's a glass cannon.
He does a ridiculous amount of damage, especially to large quantities of small units, but he can be killed easily if you don't provide crash test dummies to take all the fire for him.
... The issue is, that since his lightning attack chains between ALL units, not just his enemies, he'll often kill the people protecting him... Not a good plan when every ranged unit in the game outranges you.

Thats the literal defintion of weak. He gets destroyed by kings and minotuars

... Uh, four problems.
Problem one: Zeus is an anti-clutter unit. He can kill a theoretically infinite number of random small units before he gets murdered. Putting him in a role he wasn't designed to fulfill and expecting him to excel is just bad strategy.
Problem two: ... He's a ranged unit. The, one weakness, of ranged units, is that you have to keep melee units, you know, at range.*
*That's the purpose of deploying other units to soak up damage for Zeus while he bolts things. Also, skeleton warriors do well in that role, spooking away melee units from your ranged units to give them more time to get damage in for a very, very low cost.
Problem three: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is an ironic title... It's basically a roll of the dice whether the perfect, most well thought out strategy wins or gets worked.
Problem four: Obliterating entire armies with the flick of your wrist but getting worked by arrows to the head doesn't make you weak, it just makes you defensively weak, and offensively ridiculously broken.

Originally posted by rojogames371:

Originally posted by Avalugg:

Thats the literal defintion of weak. He gets destroyed by kings and minotuars

... Uh, four problems.
Problem one: Zeus is an anti-clutter unit. He can kill a theoretically infinite number of random small units before he gets murdered. Putting him in a role he wasn't designed to fulfill and expecting him to excel is just bad strategy.
Problem two: ... He's a ranged unit. The, one weakness, of ranged units, is that you have to keep melee units, you know, at range.*
*That's the purpose of deploying other units to soak up damage for Zeus while he bolts things. Also, skeleton warriors do well in that role, spooking away melee units from your ranged units to give them more time to get damage in for a very, very low cost.
Problem three: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is an ironic title... It's basically a roll of the dice whether the perfect, most well thought out strategy wins or gets worked.
Problem four: Obliterating entire armies with the flick of your wrist but getting worked by arrows to the head doesn't make you weak, it just makes you defensively weak, and offensively ridiculously broken.

I know he's a great crowd control but he gets easily outclassed by just ONE tanky unit. His HP doesn't cut it either. Plus he suffers from ranged enemies that keep their distance, I use snake archers because they keep enemies distracted with their snakes. For me, I only use Zeus or Kings against crowds as they both have long range. I know Zeus isn't completely useless, but Thor is honestly a better unit.

i think zeus is good tbh