I grinded tf out of this game for years on my 3DS when it first dropped, so I feel like now would be an appropriate time to get my years worth of thoughts about this game out of my system, thoughts that have haunted me and plagued me for years, desperately clawing for an out, a release, a voice......


Moniqa, I can't wait to have your feet facin' my ceilin'
With my tongue deep in yo' a$$ while I kiss all on yo' kitty
Put that ♥♥♥♥ deep in yo' back and make you ♥♥♥ all on this missile
Put yo' hands behind yo' back and smack yo' a$$, I'm in yo' kidneys