This is just embarrassing. Of the dozen or so early access retail games I've played in the last year, this is easily the worst. It's not that the gameplay is bad. I'm sure it's the same as all the rest of them. What sets this game apart is that things like mouse movement and just walking around is terrible. You slide all over the place. The world shakes like there's an earthquake. The mouse cursor moves 3000 mph (although there is a sensitivity slider in the options). Just the basic stuff of a video game is terrible. I was already disgusted with all of this, and then my store opened on its own before I had stocked all the product I had bought. Now there were people rushing into the store, and I was going to be stuck on the register.

As a side note: "F" is basically the key to press for everything. Want to use the computer? Clicking on it doesn't work. You have to press F. Want to pick up a box? Press F. Put items on a shelf? Press F. Does the developer realize there are buttons on a mouse just for things like this? At the beginning of the game, instead of telling you to hit any key to start, it tells you to press F. Compared to not being able to walk properly and the world shaking and the mouse being out of control, this is nothing, but when you can't do all those things and people bum rush your store before you even open it, then you start complaining about the letter F because now you are mad at the world.

As terrible a state as the game is in, it's been two weeks since launch and there have been no patches. Hell if I'm keeping this thing. If the guy carrying a mug that says, "World's Greatest Developer" shows up and starts fixing this trash. I'll consider buying the game again. But as far as I can tell, he's taken his windfall of $200 from game sales and is vacationing at the homeless shelter in the ghetto and spending that $200 on Jack Daniels. Actually that's a great idea because this game drives you to drink.