The game spawning in hundreds of enemies and barely losing a frame?
Escorting a priest with a shotgun?
Dual wielding Quintuple barrel rocket launchers?
Fertilising fields with the bones of the Kleer?
Mowing down monsters with a combine in France?
Fighting a mutant flower?
Giant flying, whales?
Blowing up the Vatican?
Gaming on an Oil Rig in Russia during an alien invasion?
Fighting an army so big it can't even fit on the screen?
Fight, Godzilla?
Epic one liners throughout?


Are you Serious?

PS : Comes with a side of schizophrenia involving hearing,
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

randomly when not playing the game

Well, Serious Sam does need no introduction, he IS the introduction :'D