This game is disgusting, racist, misogynistic, discriminatory towards certain ethnicities and religions, promotes urination associated with degrading and inhumane behavior, incites extreme violence, Sexual abuse and cruelty, contains obscene language, harassment, but its done equally!
and you can piss on anything
1. Piss on fire hydrants.
2. Piss on newspapers.
3. Piss on burning barrels.
4. Piss on dead cows.
5. Piss on cops.
6. Piss on protesters.
7. Piss on cats
8. Piss on dog food cans.
9. Piss on gasoline puddles.
10. Piss on your own reflection in water.
11. Piss on trash cans.
12. Piss on church steps.
13. Piss on the “Vote Here” sign.
14. Piss on ATM machines.
15. Piss on piles of cash.
16. Piss on used crack pipes.
17. Piss on barbecue grills.
18. Piss on the game developer's logo.
19. Piss on bar stools.
20. Piss on ticket booths.
21. Piss on library books.
22. Piss on political posters.
23. Piss on urinals
24. Piss on burger grills.
25. Piss on cardboard cutouts.
26. Piss on public telephones.
27. Piss on bank vaults.
28. Piss on arcade machines.
29. Piss on store mannequins.
30. Piss on inflatable mascots.
31. Piss on security cameras.
32. Piss on rakes.
33. Piss on windows
34. Piss on fences.
35. Piss on a dude in a hazmat suit.
36. Piss on delivery trucks.
37. Piss on ice cream carts.
38. Piss on game cartridges.
39. Piss on the apocalypse-themed toilet paper.
40. Piss on NPCs in queue lines.
41. Piss on fast-food logos.
42. Piss on video rental signs.
43. Piss on your neighbor’s front door.
44. Piss on protest signs.
45. Piss on Santa statues.
46. Piss on festive decorations.
47. Piss on ketchup bottles.
48. Piss on first aid kits.
49. Piss on lawn chairs.
50. Piss on tricycles.
51. Piss on kiddie pools.
52. Piss on fireworks.
53. Piss on gas station pumps
54. Piss on empty beer cans.
55. Piss on traffic cones.
56. Piss on a mime.
57. Piss on circus tents.
58. Piss on street performers.
59. Piss on graffiti murals.
60. Piss on the "RWS" company logo.
61. Piss on arcade prize counters.
62. Piss on electric fences.
63. Piss on Burger King-like mascots.
64. Piss on political effigies.
65. Piss on construction workers.
66. Piss on cement mixers.
67. Piss on sniper towers.
68. Piss on hot dog carts.
69. Piss on parking meters.
70. Piss on mailboxes
71. Piss on election booths.
72. Piss on zombies.
73. Piss on graveyard tombstones.
74. Piss on carnival games.
75. Piss on the top of a rollercoaster.
76. Piss on yoga instructors.
77. Piss on NPCs who block your path.
78. Piss on gas masks.
79. Piss on random NPCs named "Gary."
80. Piss on arcade cabinets with suspicious glitches.
81. Piss on paintings in rich people's houses.
82. Piss on water coolers.
83. Piss on bikers.
84. Piss on cheerleaders.
85. Piss on anything with a "do not pee here" sign.
86. Piss on alien spaceships
87. Piss on pancakes.
88. Piss on a rival’s sandwich.
89. Piss on beekeepers.
90. Piss on weapons when out of ammo.
91. Piss on park benches.
92. Piss on burning furniture.
93. Piss on protesters’ megaphones.
94. Piss on public fountains.
95. Piss on hot air balloons.
96. Piss on car tires.
97. Piss on a bonfire.
98. Piss on the tv
99. Piss on nuclear
100. Piss on yourself

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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