add sex

i was innocent before i played this but i have no regrets. i also got an achievement for pissing in my own mouth (from guided instruction).

in my honest opinion there is something so beautiful and freeing, about being able to walk around with my zipper down, as women scream and run away from me. there's only one reasonable way to get some air on my ballsax.

when i went to the church and confessed, afterwards i felt so guilty for lying to the priest, that i kissed him with my shotgun, and escaped from some friendly neighbourhood terrorists. can't we all just get along?

i like playing this game while listening to slipknot, as i watch a yellow fountain of piss, rain down on such a fortunate community.

now sign my petition. i'm busy and i have cats to kidnap.

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