That is not a Steam deck 😫

Whatever it is, looks interesting, but it is not a Steam Deck unfortunately.

Looks like it shrunk in the post-manufacturing washing cycle, try running your washing machine in reverse and see if it fixes it!

That's some kind of RG 3xx device. (But you already know this, and you're trying to be funny.)

I have an RG351m. It's actually nice. It's pocketable and really good for anything Playstation 1 and older.

that stick layout right below the other inputs is rage inducing

It’s the Steam Deck Lite. You’ll be fine.

How did they forget to put their branding on it? That was a huge marketing mistake! Someone is going to get fired over that screw up.

For anyone curious, it is a RG35xxH and it can emulate up to Dreamcast and PSP. It’s actually quite good at what it does. The screen is vibrant and crisp and the D pad and buttons are top quality. It uses Nintendo switch joycons. It can be found for 50.00 which is a steal. I’ve played 6hrs on the battery and had 35% left playing final fantasy 7.