Whoever translated this visual novel must have gone to the Dan Brown School of Awful Prose--or perhaps the main character is an alien masquerading in a human body.

Such memorable sentences include "He felt his face with his hand", "When I attempted to lift my head, my body thankfully obeyed", and "my efforts to get my muscles to obey me were met with failure."

I am only in the first chapter of the game, which can only mean I have a whole mountain more of these choice quotes waiting for me in the future.