raccon

it wont let me go on beyond the mushroom part, it's totally bugged. so sad.-

Great concept, awful execution. Even for an early-access game, Wanted Raccoon is a mess. TERRIBLE graphics, glitchy interface, inconsistent hit-box locations and reliability, awful Did You Learn English Last Week-level dialog boxes, annoying soundtrack that would have seemed retro by 1990, and it simply isn't much fun.

The concept should be charming; in play, though, it just comes across as weird. Its elements don't make much sense. Tone is all over the place. Stealth is supposed to be a major part of the game but it seldom works unless you're in bushes... and you often have to cross areas with no cover. I got fed fed up with the game before the tutorial ended after realizing that you get hit with an undetectable insta-kill bear trap if you stray outside a mission area whose parameters you aren't even shown. I tried staying within what I perceived as the mission area, finally got inside the room I was tasked with entering, realized there was nothing in it, left the room, and immediately got insta-killed by people I had tied up right before I entered that room.

Nope.

Done.

There's a fun game in this idea. Sadly, this company has not figured out how to find it yet. And while I realize this is an early-access version, literally nothing about it works at this point. I feel like I wasted an hour playing a buggy prototype, not a game worth paying for.