In the year 1166 B.C. a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. “Look at all the order around you,” he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now. It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.



Also, that's why the game has difficulty options. Maybe try not playing on the highest difficulty if you're not good enough to?

What were the good ones?

You know you shouldnt really voice your opinion on something just to be so negative. Most people do not give games they do not enjoy the energy. After playing Postal brain damage and now this its still a great game.

People should be informed about their potential purchase.
Even if you dont agree with my opinion you shouldnt be vocal about censoring someone.

You're so cringe.

I would only blame yourself , I ALWAYS gather enough info about a game i want and search videos etc and then when im sure, i buy it .
Made the mistake of in my younger years to buy insta or preordering .
sometimes the games were bad or it just wasnt for me and then you wasted money , time and energy and its frustrating i get that .
just learn from this mistake .

honestly i think its fine im just too lazy to play thru it fully because i have problems

Originally posted by Butch:

People should be informed about their potential purchase.
Even if you dont agree with my opinion you shouldnt be vocal about censoring someone.

You're so cringe.

Being a mindless hater isn't the same as offering valid criticism

I will probably play this to finish but and I do not think that its one of the worst BY FAR (it's probably OPs frustration speaking) but I greatly agree on quite a few of specifically the encounter designs being very flawed.

Some of these encounters were clearly designed without keeping in mind how the different enemies pace the specific fight. It also brings out some of the games failings, like the Guy Fieries and Karens attacks going trough solid objects and especially Karens spray basically being able to cover entire combat spaces with both the long range attack and the hover attack while also limiting visibility.

When that then gets paired with SEVERAL tourists, several young applicants who warp trough the space, with the pushing roller drivers on a high roof top with no space to move or to see where to move to... i am sorry, but nobody has put any thought into some of these arena encounters and how these work with the very specific puzzle piece like combat.

Leading to me saving the special attack for the entire level in case of such a bs encounter or needing to somehow break the arena and get some space so I can actually see and fight.

I really like the vibes and humor but some of these encounters are just awful.

Yeah, I just played the demo and was wondering if people felt the same way. Like, the core combat is decent and the game is cute for sure but once I got to the boss fight at the end it really soured me on the game. I kept saying, "this is neat but it better hook me hard at the end" and it did the opposite.

First I noticed I was getting hit by gold bars that were going through solid objects like the desk. I was like "lame, but not the end of the world, I've seen poor hitboxes before".

Then I died because I was in the wrong spot when he summoned his minions. Basically, where I was when I did enough damage to trigger his next phase was where one of the enemies was spawning and I instantly got locked up then bounced between him and a second enemy until my health was gone.

Then, I was doing extraordinarily well, still had armor into the final phase, and as I ducked to avoid some gold bars I got clipped into the couch and my character refused to come out of the toggle crouch and worse still, was completely locked in place.

Couple more rounds of being killed because of being in the wrong space when his dozen or so minions spawn and then I beat him and felt no sense of satisfaction.

Trying to charge a similar price as Turbo Overkill and Ultrakill for this is laughable.

My only issue with this game is the belt swinging sections it should automatically go towards the thing you need to swing on....

the only major issue i have found is the jumping for me felt super delayed and unresponsive. its not my keyboard or anything i played other shooters prior. it was very annoying on the last boss. but i loved this game and its vibe